kamikaze squirrel

So yesterday afternoon we came home to find that an unlucky squirrel had apparently attempted to do some kind of fancy aerial trick on the telephone wire above our sidewalk, and missed. The scene looked very much like a Weegee photo. A whole lot of “Suicide Squirrel” jokes ensued.

Then, tonight, I got a mysterious message in my inbox from “Ghost of Kamikaze Squirrel.” Who knew they had Gmail in the afterlife? Google really is everywhere.