Lisa had a dream last night: a new section in Craigslist called "Ptolemy Rejects," for listings of people who'd applied to ancient Egyptian civilization and been rejected.
I also had a dream last night: Lisa and I were playing Scrabble, but the rules were that whoever makes six words first wins. She had five, looked at her tiles, and cleared the board. I said "wait, what was your word?" She said "conniputation."