Okay, who here wants a dirty limerick written about them?
Posted by Douglas at January 26, 2003 4:01 PMME!
(But only if it involves chinchillas.)
Posted by: Mer on January 26, 2003 4:37 PMA Goth violinist named Mer
Had outrageously dense pubic hair.
"Is that a chinchilla?
It floats my flotilla,"
Said boys whose hands wandered down there.
me please! and it doesn't even have to involve a chinchilla, or a man from Nantucket.
Posted by: Aileen on January 26, 2003 9:47 PMAwaking, a hunk turned a strophe
And sang, "I just bedded Ms. Brophy!"
Her 45 tat
Made the tackle get fat,
But she took home the bait as a trophy.
I'm game if you are!
Posted by: M Matos on January 27, 2003 1:52 AMDammit, Douglas.
You're a sick twisted genius, but I'm not GOTH!!!
Not. GOTH.
NOT!!
GOTH!!
*much stamping and howling*
I'm NOT.
(Sorry if I sound a bit cranky, it's just that this corset is killing me.)
A mix-CD mixer named Matos
Made collectible records his vatos.
He piled colored wax
Into seven-inch stacks,
Then buggered the vinyl mulattos.
[sorry. but do you have any idea how hard your name is to rhyme?]
Posted by: Douglas on January 27, 2003 10:47 AMme! lord knows there's enough material...
Posted by: lauren on January 27, 2003 12:13 PMme too!
Posted by: Aaron on January 27, 2003 2:34 PMIn bed, a grad student named Klein
Would confuse signifier and sign.
Shown a "phallus" (in text),
She became highly sexed:
"I'm not in the mood to decline."
Me, please!
(raising hand, blushing.)
A girlfriend of Mr. Mandel
Likes to slather his privates with Quell.
He's got nits on his nads
From old typewriter pads,
But he'd rather be shaved by the belle.
I said I wouldn't, but having seen your work, I think I've changed my mind. Now. Work THAT kind of vacillation into a dirty limerick. I double dog dare ya.
Posted by: Liz (G) on January 28, 2003 1:08 AMThe sound engineer Bustamante
Found her studio's gear-box picante.
She attempted to mate
With a Shure 58
And recorded herself in flagrante.
The clothes a designer designed
Exposed her in front and behind.
"I've found," she declared,
"when a Goodman is bared,
that a hard man is easy to find."
oh, oh me!
Posted by: lauren on January 30, 2003 12:47 PMMe too!
tap, tap, tap...I'm waiting.
Posted by: Jess on January 31, 2003 12:39 AMI'm game... and my name is so easy to rhyme!
Posted by: Jen on January 31, 2003 7:48 AMFor those of you looking for further limericks, they've gone to a page of their own: http://www.lacunae.com/limerix.htm . There's a new one there now, too. And I promise to get to the rest of the queue shortly.
Posted by: Douglas on February 1, 2003 1:26 AM